ASK C3PX ANYTHING!!!!!

Yes, C3PX am a soothsayer and C3PX will say your sooths for one penny! that's right! ONE PENNY! just throw it out your window and C3PX'll pick it up when C3PX stop by wearing a jockstrap with pennies jingling away. So ask away!!!!! your future awaits.......

***dun dun duuunnnnnnnnn****

but don't forget the penny.

Okay, so here is my question (penny thrown, by the way), how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

C3PX said:

Okay, so here is my question (penny thrown, by the way), how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I refuse to answer this question due to threat of legal action by said woodchuck.

**psst - the woodchuck was just found to be involved in a child porn ring in malaysia. those dang woodchucks are perverted to the core, i'm telling you!**

dark_jedi said:

Here is my question,WHERE have you been my friend?need to PM your new number,unless it is still the same one?

 hey man! PM sent.

TV's Frink said:

You forgot a penny!

*penny*

How does my hair look this morning?

 Terrible!!! get some gel! or some hair rollers. hair rollers do wonders for the skin complexion, you know...

ferris209 said:

ricardo said:

C3PX said:

Okay, so here is my question (penny thrown, by the way), how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

I refuse to answer this question due to threat of legal action by said woodchuck.

 

**psst - the woodchuck was just found to be involved in a child porn ring in malaysia. those dang woodchucks are perverted to the core, i'm telling you!**

Awe man! This "Ask Ricardo" thread is a scam!! Just like those dang fortune teller machines!!

 I am not responsible of any damages from said soothage. I am licensed by the TV's Frink's school of Soothage. Any complaints can be turned into TV's Frink.

TV's Frink said:

ferris209 said:

ricardo said:

C3PX said:

Okay, so here is my question (penny thrown, by the way), how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

I refuse to answer this question due to threat of legal action by said woodchuck.

 

**psst - the woodchuck was just found to be involved in a child porn ring in malaysia. those dang woodchucks are perverted to the core, i'm telling you!**

Awe man! This "Ask Ricardo" thread is a scam!! Just like those dang fortune teller machines!!

No kidding!  I even submitted a penny, and no answer to the question of how my hair looks this morning.  Now it's afternoon, so the question doesn't even apply anymore.

I want my penny back!

 The originator of this thread is not responsible for lateness of answers. no refunds.

**penny**

Should I shave, or just trim it?

Davnes007 said:

**penny**

Should I shave, or just trim it?

tweeze it. it's all the rage these days.

Davnes007 said:

**penny**

Should I shave, or just trim it?

Just trim! Too many women running around looking like prepubescent children these days, it's horrible! And the landing strips, even worse! If you're gonna shave, just go all out.

Oooh, a penny!

stop stealing my pennies!!!!!

ricardo said:

stop stealing my pennies!!!!!

Please submit your inquiry in the form of a question.

c3px is now officially reported as a soothnayer to TV's Frink Inc.

Appropriate legal action will be taken.

Oh yeah? Well, don't expect that legal action to go very far! I just used that penny I earned from Davnes to put a down payment on a REALLY good lawyer! Ha! And so far, your customers have seemed to be less than satisfied by your answers to their questions.

Oh yeah, and please submit your inquiries in the form of a questions.

TVF,

c3px is hurting my feelings. i have low self esteem as it is. could you make him stop?

Kindest Regards,

Ricardo

p.s. c3px sucks

QUESTIONS FOR PENNIES! BEST DEAL AROUND!!! COME ONE COME ALL!!!!!