TV's Frink said:
Nah, I'm just a sophisticated program Jay wrote to keep his moderators on their toes.
There is no sophistication in what you do here, LOL. I don't believe I've ever seen you be a gentleman while being sarcastic ..... in fact, if it ever did happen, we'd all probably stop posting to protect ourselves.
:)
You guys are amazing.
...
It's not a compliment.
TV's Frink said:
You guys are amazing.
...
It's not a compliment.
Hey-O!!! Whoa! Color me zinged!
And the sophisticated wit just keeps on coming!
You're on a roll! A veritable modern-day Oscar Wilde!
I don't think you understand the difference between attempted humor and an attempt to head off a stupid comment.
Jetrell Fo said:
TV's Frink said:
Nah, I'm just a sophisticated program Jay wrote to keep his moderators on their toes.
There is no sophistication in what you do here, LOL. I don't believe I've ever seen you be a gentleman while being sarcastic ..... in fact, if it ever did happen, we'd all probably stop posting to protect ourselves.
:)
TV's Frink said:
I don't think you understand the difference between attempted humor and an attempt to head off a stupid comment.
Well, with respect to your posts, it's very hard to tell the difference between attempted humor and, say, typing while having a stroke. So the confusion you mention is kinda understandable.
TV's Frink said:
You guys are amazing.
...
It's not a compliment.
Awww, come on now man ...... I was just ribbing you. Why you gotta get all personal and stuff.
:(
It would be nice if you and impscum would spend more time raising your shitty kid together and less time posting here.
JEDIT: Directed at Id, not Fo.
Jetrell Fo said:
TV's Frink said:
You guys are amazing.
...
It's not a compliment.
Awww, come on now man ...... I was just ribbing you. Why you gotta get all personal and stuff.
:(
I didn't say it was a bad thing either.
;-)
TV's Frink said:
It would be nice if you and impscum would spend more time raising your shitty kid together and less time posting here.
JEDIT: Directed at Id, not Fo.
Is this one of those sophisticated "attempts at humor" you're always going on about? Must be 'cuz it's way over my head.
Cuz like, to me it just comes off as the embittered, profane, humorless muttering of a pathetic trollier-than-thou wannabe AV-club president who can't formulate a worthwhile comeback to save his basement-dwelling half-life.
TV's Frink said:
It would be nice if you and impscum would spend more time raising your shitty kid together and less time posting here.
JEDIT: Directed at Id, not Fo.
I wasn't aware I was having a kid.
真実
Me either, I thought you just ate a ton of apples.
Darth Id said:
TV's Frink said:
It would be nice if you and impscum would spend more time raising your shitty kid together and less time posting here.
JEDIT: Directed at Id, not Fo.
Is this one of those sophisticated "attempts at humor" you're always going on about? Must be 'cuz it's way over my head.
Seems likely.
imperialscum said:
TV's Frink said:
It would be nice if you and impscum would spend more time raising your shitty kid together and less time posting here.
JEDIT: Directed at Id, not Fo.
I wasn't aware I had a kid.
FTFY
Possessed said:
Me either, I thought you just ate a ton of apples.
I'm not afraid to admit I don't get this.
Well don't worry, it was a poor joke and it won't be funny even after I explain it to you, but since I've already put it out there I won't keep you in suspense.
You said they had a 'shitty' child. Scum said he wasn't aware he was having a kid, so I said I wasn't aware I just thought he ate apples. Apples are very high in fiber, frequent and excessive consumption of apples will result in mighty bowel movements, therefor producing a big pile of shit some may mistake for a small child.
Told you it wasn't funny, you just had to ruin the mystique.
I don't even know what I'm reading anymore . . .
Maybe you can't read, and this is just what your subconscious mind places to the meaningless symbols you are seeing.
TV's Frink said:
Darth Id said:
TV's Frink said:
It would be nice if you and impscum would spend more time raising your shitty kid together and less time posting here.
JEDIT: Directed at Id, not Fo.
Is this one of those sophisticated "attempts at humor" you're always going on about? Must be 'cuz it's way over my head.
Seems likely.
Zut alors! Tres sophistiqué!
You once again prove your worthiness of the title, le Gran Douche de Off-Topic. Sit atop your porcelain throne, oh witful one!
Never has a lazy, tone-deaf response that deliberately elides the operative aspect of the post ostensibly retorted been so...
sophisticated.
(C'mon Flunk, I thought I was picking on someone my one size here, but you're giving me nothing. It's really sad when ender's comebacks are better than yours.)
hairy_hen said:
I don't even know what I'm reading anymore . . .
You're reading today's moment of chastisement. It's a sophisticated attempt to make ender wish he never started this thread.
And I predict Id will show his lack of understanding once again in 3...2...1...
Darth Id said:
Flunk
Even more amazing!
I really should thank you for providing me so much entertainment while I'm bedridden.
Darth Id said:
Sit stop your porcelain throne
You should really proofread your posts.
TV's Frink said:
Darth Id said:
Sit stop your porcelain throne
You should really proofread your posts.
Omigod I'm like so totes embarrassed! While I was reaming you ruthlessly and widening your rear-hole while you could do nothing but clench your Princess Amygdala bedsheets and squeal like a stuck ugnaught--you know, figuratively speaking--I made a TYPO!
You win this round (albeit on a technicality), but I'll be back, Flunk! I'll be baaaaaaaack...
Darth Id said:
TV's Frink said:
Darth Id said:
Sit stop your porcelain throne
You should really proofread your posts.
Omigod I'm like so totes embarrassed! While I was reaming you ruthlessly and widening your rear-hole while you could do nothing but clench your Princess Amygdala bedsheets and squeal like a stuck ugnaught--you know, figuratively speaking--
Where were you doing that?
Possessed said:
Darth Id said:
TV's Frink said:
Darth Id said:
Sit stop your porcelain throne
You should really proofread your posts.
Omigod I'm like so totes embarrassed! While I was reaming you ruthlessly and widening your rear-hole while you could do nothing but clench your Princess Amygdala bedsheets and squeal like a stuck ugnaught--you know, figuratively speaking--
Where were you doing that?
Alas, only in my mind. (Something about a bot in a green suit and blue bowtie...)