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A New Hope Script Game

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I've had an idea for a thread/game that's a bit wacky, but I think it might be fun - basically we are going to recite the script of A New Hope word for word, from memory, one line/paragraph per post. No need for locations/descriptions, just dialogue.

So, I'll start, and anybody else feel free to continue:

A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away.....

Star Wars

Episode IV: A New Hope

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire....

War does not make one great.

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During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
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Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: HotRod
What show?? the Muppet show??
LOL
Hey, doesn't 3PO say 'we're doomed' before 'they'll be no escape for the princess'?

War does not make one great.

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We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!

We're doomed!

There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
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3PO: What's that?




3PO: Artoo-Detoo, where are you?

R2: Beep

3PO: At last! Where have you been?

R2: Beep Beep

3PO: They're heading in this direction. What are we going to do? We'll be sent to the spice mine of Kessel or smashed into who knows what!

R2: Beep

3PO: Wait a minute, where are you going?

R2: Beep Beep

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Stormtrooper: "The Death Star plans are not in the main computer!"
"The things that stick in my mind and make me laugh were, like, memos worried about whether or not the Wookie should have pants. They're looking at this thing and saying, "Couldn't he have some lederhosen?" This is great. Of all the things to worry about, the Wookie has no pants." -Mark Hamill
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VADER: Where are those transmissions you intercepted?

What have you done with those plans?
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LOL

We intercepted no transmissions. This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission.
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VADER: if this is a counselor ship, where is the ambassador?!?
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VADER: Commander tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!
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STORMTROOPER: There's one. Set for stun.
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She'll be alright. Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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THREEPIO: Hey, you're not permitted in there. It's restricted. You'll be deactivated for sure.
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Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. Now come out of there before somebody sees you.
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And you couldn't add a line of dialogue while you where here? Sheesh.


3PO: What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!


War does not make one great.