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10 Other Things That Han Shot That Didn't Shoot At Him First

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"There might have been space kittens in there!"

I will never view that scene the same again.
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ROTFLMAO!

"3. Vader's wingman The guy was given a direct order not to fire. He was just around for moral support."

And let's not forget...Han shot him in the back as well.

"7. The garbage compactor door Even Leia thought this was excessive. "

He even shot into the compactor one more time just for good measure ! The pit beast was honestly just looking for another meal. Why does Han like going into the lairs of such creatures (i.e. space slug), and denying them sustenance?

Han obviously doesn't like other creatures...I bet he would have shot at the probe droid with even more enthusiasm, had he known there were space kittens in there.

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I have a feeling Han would shoot this baby kitten right between the eyes. Yes, he's that much of a bad-ass.
http://www.babyanimalz.com/Images/kittenbig.jpg

And this of course, is how Lucas saw Greedo. He was only offering a bounty of love, Han!! How could you!!?
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Oh yes, he would shoot that baby kitten.

And the ten things Han shot link was very amusing. I laughed out loud on a few of them.
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How dare that slug have oxygen and gravity? Bitch deserved to die! Or get an owie, I guess.

There is no lingerie in space…

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5. An officer on the Death Star. Hey, that could have been a Bothan spy. They're masters of disguise, you know.


I try to refrain from "LOL" posts as often as possible, but........


LOL!!!!!

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lol, I loved the caption in that image at the bottom the most:

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5. An officer on the Death Star. Hey, that could have been a Bothan spy. They're masters of disguise, you know.


Wasn't it mentioned somewhere in some book (maybe even the ESB or ROTJ novel) that the Bothans were pretty pissed that the Death Star blew up when it did because there where a whole butt load of their spies currently on that station, either hiding or captured?
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Aren't the rebels captured with princess Leia, in jail aboard the Death Star too? Poor Tantine IV crew, blown up in pieces for the cause of the Rebellion!..
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Maybe, maybe not. They were captured by Devastator. Vader took Leia with him to the Death Star so he could personally interrogate her. There's no way to tell whether the other crewmembers and embarked personnel were transferred to the Death Star, kept on Devastator, or delivered to an intelligence facility for interrogation. My money's on them being on the Death Star, though; what's the point of having bajillions of prison cells if you're not going to use them?
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Maybe this explains why the trash compactors are directly under the cells - and why there was so much fluid in there....

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<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
Maybe this explains why the trash compactors are directly under the cells - and why there was so much fluid in there....


Oh that is disgusting. You just made the movie jump from PG to R right there, mister.

And Z6PO, I was thinking the exact same thing last night. Then I remembered that they were captured by the Star Destroyer. I have a feeling that they (if they were even alive anymore) were not on the Death Star. It's more of a floating battle ship rather than a giant bug-zapper. I don't think they have THAT many holding cells. Not like an emperial prison might. I think all those people get sent to Kessel.
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Okay, I just had the pleasure of seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark on an awesome big screen in an old, cool theatre in the Castro of San Francisco last night. And it was a new 35mm print! Could see Indy's reflection in the glass. Let me say, it ruled!
Harrison in many ways plays Solo and Indy the same way a lot of times. The scene with the saber waver in the market-place is one such scene. Greedo was ONLY pointing his gun at Han. And the saber waver meant no harm, he was ONLY demonstrating his peacable saber twirling in jest. Imagine if Lucas (he can't now, can he?) altered THIS magnificent moment of comedic, but violent, joy by having Indy NOT shoot the guy! The very idea. IT'S THE SAME FREAKING THING THO!
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True, but then again, Ford had diarrhea that day, and wasn't up to doing the actual fight scene.

People in Star Wars don't even go to the bathroom, so diarrhea isn't a valid excuse.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
True, but then again, Ford had diarrhea that day, and wasn't up to doing the actual fight scene.

People in Star Wars don't even go to the bathroom, so diarrhea isn't a valid excuse.


LMFAO, that is awesome MeBeJedi!

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That's why Mace Windu has that expression on his face.
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