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Clerks III: The Lost World

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In March 2012, Tim Box, USC School of Cinematic Arts, View Askew Productions, 20th Century Fox, Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, Legendary Pictures and The Weinstein Company will announce a modern update of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's novel the Lost World under the title, Clerks III: The Lost World, being another sequel to Kevin Smith's First Film, Clerks (1994). It will be made using 24P High Definition Digital cameras for an October 2017 release. Here's The Plot:

The journal of Maple White and his friend Veronica Loughran is recovered from Seperdouniversus, a large island off the coast of South America, featuring sketches of dinosaurs, which is enough proof for Professor Challenger AKA Silent Bob and Professor Jay that dinosaurs still walk the earth. With that, Dante Hicks , Randal Graves (whom wishes to go on the expedition to impress his fiance'), "Silent Bob" Challenger, Jay and Elias (as well as an Brazillian servent, Zambo) leave for Seperdouniversus. They get onto the island by plane, enters the plateau by going through the seacoast, cuts down a tree and using it as a bridge, but it is knocked over by a Carnotaurus, leaving them trapped. The explorers are shocked when they discover that a large rock has been sent their way by an ape-man (which will resembles and sound like a silverback gorilla.) perched on top of a ledge. As the crew look up to see their attacker, Challenger spies a Quetzalcoatlus overhead and proves that the statement in Maple White and Veronica Loughran's diary is true. The explorers witness various life-and-death struggles between the dinosaurs of Seperdouniversus. During which, an allosaurus and Tyrannosaurus pack makes its way to the camp site and attacks the exploration party. It is finally driven off by Dante Hicks, Jay, and Silent Bob who throws a burning torch into the beast's mouth. Convinced that the camp isn't safe, Dante climbs a tree to search for a new location, but is attacked by the Silverback Gorilla-like ape-man. Jay and Silent Bob succeeds in shooting the ape man, but the creature is merely wounded and escapes before They can finish him off. The explorers then make preperations to live on the plateau potentially indefinitely. A catapult is constructed and a in search for Maple White and Veronica Loughran, They are rescued. It is at this time that Dante confesses his love for Elias and the two are unofficially wed. Shortly afterwards, as the paleontologists are observing an Iguanodon, it is attacked by an Tyrannosaurs and falls of the edge of the platue, and swims ashore from the river. Soon afterwards, The Ape-Men's leader, a 25-foot tall Silverback Gorilla-like ape man named Brutus menaces a herd of ceratopsians, causing a mass stampede among the dinosaurs of Seperdouniversus. In the end, the crew is saved when Elias' pet monkey Chico climbs a rope up the plateau and the crew climb down. As Dante makes his descent, he is again attacked by the ape-man and Brutus who pulls the rope later. The ape-man is again shot, and this time killed as well as Lord Brutus, by Dante. The Iguanodon that was pushed off the plateau had swam ashore in the river, and Dante, Jay, "Silent Bob" Challenger, Elias and the others manages to bring it, along with a Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus, Allosaurus, Ceratosaurus, Therizinosaurus, and a Pack of Utahraptors back to London, as they want to put it on display. However, they escapes and engages in an epic battle until it reaches the London Bridge, where Dante, Jay, and "Silent Bob" Challenger defeated the meat eaters. Jay and Silent Bob waves goodbye as the creatures leaves, whereas Dante discovers that the love he left in London has married in his absence, allowing him and Elias to be together.

Here's the bestiary:
Apatosaurus, Carnotaurus, Gallimimus, Hypsilophodon, Maiasaura, Mussaurus, Pachycephalosaurus, Parasaurolophus, Procompsognathus, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus, Velociraptor Cearadactylus (not a dinosaur), Dilophosaurus, Euoplocephalus, Hadrosaurus, Microceratops, Ornthiella, Drinker, Styracosaurus, Chasmosaurus, Iguanodon, Megalosaurus, Allosaurus, Ceratosaurus, Utahraptor, Megalosaurus, Dimorphodon, Glyptodont, Megaloceros, Icthyosaur
Plesiosaur, Corythosaurus, Lambeosaurus, Megatherium, Smilodon, Phorusrhacos, Toxodon, An unidentified 50ft snake, An unidentified phosphorescent mammal Ape-Men, Lord Brutus, a Giant Silverback Gorilla, Grape-sized ticks, Large moths, Capuchin Monkey, Chimpanzee, Unidentified lizards with frills and feathers, Anaconda, Cayman or Alligator Marsh Deer, Leopard, Peccary, Python, "Spectical Bears", South American Tree Sloth, Ornitholestes, Therizinosaurus, Quetzacoatlus, Pteranodon, Deinonychus, Ankylosaurus, Ornithomimus, Struhiomimus, Plateosaurus, Guanlong Wucaii, Dilong paradoxus, Eotyrannus, Oviraptor, Protoceratops, Baryonyx, Spinosaurus, and Suchomimus, and Ouranosaurus.

The film will be framed in an Aspect Ratio of 2.35:1, The Film will be made for a budget of $295 million, the visual effects and the dinosaurs will often be realistic, the Lost World itself will be a blend of live action sets, minatures and digital CG environments, the actors and actresses will range from those who star in Clerks I and II to familiar faces, The partially-exotic music will be by James L Venable and Mark Mancina (the composer for Disney's Tarzan), the plot will be a modern update of the 1925 version and the original 1912 novel, Designers and Artists will go to a more lush realism for their depiction of Seperduniversus, the soundscapes will be by Skywalker Sound, the film will have a theatrical running time of 2 hours and 58 minutes, and a total of 45 minutes will be cut from the film, and the film will stay in theaters for 338 days followed by on October 2018, three different versions on DVD, Blu-Ray Disc, and HD-DVD on the same date, a 2-Disc Special Edition, featuring the 178-minute theatrical cut, a 4-disc Deluxe Collector's Edition, featuring a 223-minute unrated extended cut, and a 6-disc Ultimate Collector's edition featuring both the extended and theatrical versions plus a bonus disc featuring a newly-restored version of the 1925 silent version of the Lost World. Clerks III: The Lost World will be released on October 13, 2017 by Tim Box, View Askew Productions, 20th Century Fox, Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, Legendary Pictures and The Weinstein Company.

What will you think of Clerks III: The Lost World?
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Well there's 15 minutes I could have spent masturbating...
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I Said, What will you think of Clerks III: The Lost World, and the infomation that i'm telling you?
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Yeah...I think Cassidy got that right on the head. What was the point of this post exactly?
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I'm Telling you the point of this post. I will once again tell you the plot and bestiary of Clerks III: The Lost World:

The journal of Maple White and his friend Veronica Loughran is recovered from Seperdouniversus, a large island off the coast of South America, featuring sketches of dinosaurs, which is enough proof for Professor Challenger AKA Silent Bob and Professor Jay that dinosaurs still walk the earth. With that, Dante Hicks , Randal Graves (whom wishes to go on the expedition to impress his fiance'), "Silent Bob" Challenger, Jay and Elias (as well as an Brazillian servent, Zambo) leave for Seperdouniversus. They get onto the island by plane, enters the plateau by going through the seacoast, cuts down a tree and using it as a bridge, but it is knocked over by a Carnotaurus, leaving them trapped. The explorers are shocked when they discover that a large rock has been sent their way by an ape-man (which will resembles and sound like a silverback gorilla.) perched on top of a ledge. As the crew look up to see their attacker, Challenger spies a Quetzalcoatlus overhead and proves that the statement in Maple White and Veronica Loughran's diary is true. The explorers witness various life-and-death struggles between the dinosaurs of Seperdouniversus. During which, an allosaurus and Tyrannosaurus pack makes its way to the camp site and attacks the exploration party. It is finally driven off by Dante Hicks, Jay, and Silent Bob who throws a burning torch into the beast's mouth. Convinced that the camp isn't safe, Dante climbs a tree to search for a new location, but is attacked by the Silverback Gorilla-like ape-man. Jay and Silent Bob succeeds in shooting the ape man, but the creature is merely wounded and escapes before They can finish him off. The explorers then make preperations to live on the plateau potentially indefinitely. A catapult is constructed and a in search for Maple White and Veronica Loughran, They are rescued. It is at this time that Dante confesses his love for Elias and the two are unofficially wed. Shortly afterwards, as the paleontologists are observing an Iguanodon, it is attacked by an Tyrannosaurs and falls of the edge of the platue, and swims ashore from the river. Soon afterwards, The Ape-Men's leader, a 25-foot tall Silverback Gorilla-like ape man named Brutus menaces a herd of ceratopsians, causing a mass stampede among the dinosaurs of Seperdouniversus. In the end, the crew is saved when Elias' pet monkey Chico climbs a rope up the plateau and the crew climb down. As Dante makes his descent, he is again attacked by the ape-man and Brutus who pulls the rope later. The ape-man is again shot, and this time killed as well as Lord Brutus, by Dante. The Iguanodon that was pushed off the plateau had swam ashore in the river, and Dante, Jay, "Silent Bob" Challenger, Elias and the others manages to bring it, along with a Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus, Allosaurus, Ceratosaurus, Therizinosaurus, and a Pack of Utahraptors back to London, as they want to put it on display. However, they escapes and engages in an epic battle until it reaches the London Bridge, where Dante, Jay, and "Silent Bob" Challenger defeated the meat eaters. Jay and Silent Bob waves goodbye as the creatures leaves, whereas Dante discovers that the love he left in London has married in his absence, allowing him and Elias to be together.

Here's the bestiary:
Apatosaurus, Carnotaurus, Gallimimus, Hypsilophodon, Maiasaura, Mussaurus, Pachycephalosaurus, Parasaurolophus, Procompsognathus, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus, Velociraptor Cearadactylus (not a dinosaur), Dilophosaurus, Euoplocephalus, Hadrosaurus, Microceratops, Ornthiella, Drinker, Styracosaurus, Chasmosaurus, Iguanodon, Megalosaurus, Allosaurus, Ceratosaurus, Utahraptor, Megalosaurus, Dimorphodon, Glyptodont, Megaloceros, Icthyosaur, Plesiosaur, Corythosaurus, Lambeosaurus, Megatherium, Smilodon, Phorusrhacos, Toxodon, An unidentified 50ft snake, An unidentified phosphorescent mammal, Ape-Men, Lord Brutus, a Giant Silverback Gorilla, Grape-sized ticks, Large moths, Capuchin Monkey, Chimpanzee, Unidentified lizards with frills and feathers, Anaconda, Cayman or Alligator, Marsh Deer, Leopard, Peccary, Python, "Spectical Bears", South American Tree Sloth, Ornitholestes, Therizinosaurus, Quetzacoatlus, Pteranodon, Deinonychus, Ankylosaurus, Ornithomimus, Struhiomimus, Plateosaurus, Guanlong Wucaii, Dilong paradoxus, Eotyrannus, Oviraptor, Protoceratops, Baryonyx, Spinosaurus, and Suchomimus, and Ouranosaurus.

So there. That's the point of this post.
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Don't pay attention to this piece of shit. He spammed the boards a few weeks ago with similar long-winded ridiculous claims about knowing the contents of three future SW box set releases.

I used to be very active on this forum. I’m not really anymore. Sometimes, people still want to get in touch with me about something, and that is great! If that describes you, please email me at [my username]ATgmailDOTcom.

Hi everybody. You’re all awesome. Keep up the good work.

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Well, all I have to say is that I'm Sorry and that won't happen again?
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Anyway, everyone tell me what is your favorite dinosaur from the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous periods?
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Um, Guys, Calm Down. Sequences like those in Seperdouniversus in Clerks III: The Lost World will sometimes have a strange balance between reality and stylization. Not only we wanted the visual effects in Clerks III: The Lost World to be real as possible, I also wanted Seperdouniversus to be both real and unreal in a part-realistic, part-fantasy kind of way. I also wanted the large island (which is somewhere off the coast of South America) to be more jagged, more exotic, more or less monsters, and more amazing scenery that you could find anywhere, so not only you're trying to match a realistic environment, you're also trying to create a heightened, over-the-top, fantasical landscape. So there. and I ain't spamming anymore.
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Hey! Don't Say Shut Up To Me! I'm Very sorry. I apologize for spamming and you better quickly apologize to me for calling me a troll!
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Piss off Tim.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING TROLLS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOARD!
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STOP IT, YOU GUYS! I'M SORRY!!! DON'T BAN ME!!! SANCTUARY!!!! SANCTUARY!!!! I PROMISE!!!!!
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timbox, didn't I tell you to go get laid?

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