As much as it pains me, Jimbo's right about the fact that T3 was released on DVD in 4:3 open matte fullscreen.
I'm sure he bought the 'foolscreen' edition because he gets an extra half second of nipplege, and with his loathsome misogynistic personality likely to ensure that he dies a virgin it's probably the only way for him to experience the female form.
EDIT: Broken links. omg masturbatory heaven article