TPM: Make Jar Jar and Boss Nass ex/reconciled lovers.
AOTC: Add a scene of Anakin, naked, in chains, being dominated by Padme in her sexy dominatrix dress.
ROTS: Digitally remove Mace Windu’s eyebrows and give him a head of gold hair.
ANH: Add a scene of Tarkin, naked, in chains, being dominated by a dominatrix in a Darth Vader mask.
TESB: Play the cave scene at regular speed while playing the entire rest of the movie in slow motion.
ROTJ: Cut-&-paste Jake Lloyd’s head onto Force Ghost Anakin’s body.
TFA: Add a scene of Kylo pissing on Han’s corpse.
TLJ: Add a scene of Rey having an orgy with her infinite reflections.