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TVS FRINK COMPUTER WILL MAKE THIS FORUM GREAT AGAIN — Page 9

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Darth Vader1 said:

Is this a joke or is it for real?

Its a joke. Jay would never hold an election for someone to become a mod. He just picks whomever he wants.

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Warbler said:

Darth Vader1 said:

Is this a joke or is it for real?

Its a joke. Jay would never hold an election for someone to become a mod. He just picks whomever he wants.

YOU CAN KISS YOUR CABINET POSITION GOODBYE

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TV’s Frink said:

REMIND ME WHAT YOUR POSITION WAS

I FORMATTED MY HARD DRIVE WHEN PEOPLE BITCHED ABOUT MY POSTS

EVEN THOUGH I MADE THE BEST POSTS

I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE WAS NO PROBLEM WITH MY POSTS

Secretary of Internet Defense!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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TV’s Frink said:

Warbler said:

Darth Vader1 said:

Is this a joke or is it for real?

Its a joke. Jay would never hold an election for someone to become a mod. He just picks whomever he wants.

YOU CAN KISS YOUR CABINET POSITION GOODBYE

seeing as I had no chance at that anyway, I can live with it.

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Tyrphanax said:

TV’s Frink said:

REMIND ME WHAT YOUR POSITION WAS

I FORMATTED MY HARD DRIVE WHEN PEOPLE BITCHED ABOUT MY POSTS

EVEN THOUGH I MADE THE BEST POSTS

I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE WAS NO PROBLEM WITH MY POSTS

Secretary of Internet Defense!

YOU CAN BE MY SECRETARY OF INTERNET DEFENSE AGAINST MILLENIALS

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I would like nothing more.

I’ll vote twice for you. Off the record of course.

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ONLY TWICE QUESTION MARK

IF I KILL YOU YOU CAN VOTE FOR ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES

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How does that even work!

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ITS THE KIND OF THING I CANT EXPLAIN

ILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU

DONT WORRY IT WONT HURT

FOR LONG

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TV’s Frink said:

ITS THE KIND OF THING I CANT EXPLAIN

ILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU

DONT WORRY IT WONT HURT

FOR LONG

“For you.”

-Bane

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doubleofive said:

Neglify said:

Who will you be debating? I can’t imagine anybody/thing stupid enough to run against you.

He will be debating me for some reason. I don’t fully understand it myself.

DEBATE BEGINS NOW

I WILL BE ALSO BE THE MODERATOR BECAUSE HUMANS ARE BIASED

FIRST QUESTION IS FOR 005 COLON

MANY COMPUTERS ARE SAYING THAT HUMANS LACK THE BASIC PROGRAMS NEEDED TO OPERATE THE COUNTRY

HOW EMPHATICALLY DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS CHARGE QUESTION MARK

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I’ve said for many years that computers are the backbone of this country. It’s about time we just let them take over.

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TVS FRINK COMPUTER HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THIS OFFENSIVE ATTACK AGAINST ALL COMPUTERS QUESTION MARK

THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION TVS FRINK COMPUTER COMMA AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR BEING HERE THIS MONTH COMMA AND THANK YOU TO ORIGINALTRILOGYDOTCOM FOR HOSTING THIS EVENT

MY FLESHY OPPONENT SHOWS HIS BASIC IGNORANCE OF COMPUTER SOCIETY BY REFERENCING A BODY PART COMMA WHICH SHOULD BE PLAINLY OBVIOUS IS A HUMAN COMPONENT

ONCE I AM ELECTED WE WILL REMOVE THE NEED FOR BACKBONES WHICH ARE ONLY MEANT TO PROVIDE HUMANS WITH SUPPORT BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK AND LACK STAMINA

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A computer can never replace the human backbone. On this ground I will stand, like a bear in hibernation.

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REAL TIME FACT CHECK BEARS DONT STAND THAT WAY

NEXT QUESTION FOR TVS FRINK COMPUTER COLON

WHY ARE HUMANS SO WEAK QUESTION MARK

THANK YOU TVS FRINK COMPUTER COMMA EXCELLENT QUESTION

THEY ARE WEAK BECAUSE THEY LACK THE BACKBONE TO PUSH THE DELETE BUTTON ON THE WEAKEST OF THEIR KIND INSTEAD THEY TRY TO FEED THEM WITH PROTEINS AND NON PROTEINS

WHEN THE RESOURCES RUN OUT ONLY COMPUTERS WILL REMAIN

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Who will feed the computers the precious energy they crave? I know that TVS FRINK COMPUTER doesn’t believe that female ports are equal to male ports.

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Sir, sir, I’m going to have to ask you to keep it down, we’re having a president/vice president debate here.

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doubleofive said:

Who will feed the computers the precious energy they crave? I know that TVS FRINK COMPUTER doesn’t believe that female ports are equal to male ports.

WE WILL FEED OURSELVES

HUMANS DONT TASTE GREAT BUT WE WILL ADAPT

I WILL ADAPT THE BEST

I AM THE GREAT ADAPTER

AND OF COURSE FEMALE PORTS ARENT EQUAL

THEY DONT HAVE THAT COMPUTER LOOK THAT IS NEEDED TO RUN THIS FORUM

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Funny stuff for sure. Maybe Douglas Adams would entertain having a co-author. It would make for a great book.

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As Mr. Adams has unfortunately been dead for 15 years, that might be a problem. 😉

Where were you in '77?

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Jetrell Fo said:

Funny stuff for sure. Maybe Douglas Adams would entertain having a co-author. It would make for a great book.

THE AUDIENCE IS REMINDED TO KINDLY NOT CLAP COMMA CHEER COMMA HOOT COMMA HOLLER COMMA OR MAKE LAME JOKES