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Post #99428

Author
MeBeJedi
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Date created
31-Mar-2005, 6:58 PM
I like that one. Here's one I recently reminded myself of,

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Two men are out exploring the deep, deep jungle. They are suddenly surrounded by a tribe of wild natives. The men are tied up, and the tribal chief walks up to them.

He looks to both of them and says, "You have violated our territory. There are two punishments for this crime - death, or Bonga!"

The two men look at each other nervously, and one of them speaks. "I don't want to die, so I will choose Bonga!"

The tribal chief smiles, turns to his people, and shouts, "Bonga!" The whole tribe raises their hands, screams, "Bonga!", and start whooping and dancing. They take the first man and tie him face-down, bent over a large boulder. One by one, everyone in the tribe takes their turn sodomizing him. The men use their penises, and the women use whatever is within arm's reach. After a few hours, when everyone has had their turn and are so tired they can't even stand, the chief walks over and unties the man, who then falls to the ground. He manages to turn and look at the second man with glazed-over eyes, mutters something incoherent, and slowly drags himself away from the rock, back to the forest to hide.

Now, the second man has been watching this entire ordeal, horrified at what his friend has had to go through. He can't imagine having to endure such pain in order to save his own life.

The tribal chief walks up to the second man, and repeats the same question. "Death, or Bonga!" After a long pause, the man makes the hardest decision that he's ever had to make in his life. He can barely even say the word......"death". He drops his head in defeat.

The tribal chief watches him, and then turns back to his people. A big smile stretches across his face, and he shouts aloud, "Death by Bonga!"