LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister...
OBI-WAN: You insights serve you well. But the fact is, Leia is not exactly your sister.
LUKE: What do you mean?
OBI-WAN: Uh... you see... Leia's real name is Lloyd.
LUKE: Jesus Christ! You mean...?
OBI-WAN: Yep. Leia's a she-male. Didn't you notice the uh... thing on her pants whenever she kissed Solo?
LUKE: Oh GOD this is disgusting! I even kissed her twice! Blargh!!
OBI-WAN: I suppose you must tell commander Solo about it, he is in love with Leia, he might marry her... uh him...
LUKE: ... no. I'll wait until after the honeymoon... hehehehehe
At the honeymoon:
* A hotel door with the sign not disturb. Silence. Suddenly: *
SOLO: JESUS H. CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING!?
LEIA: I... I can explain... I was going to tell you one day...
SOLO: You waited until we got married until to twell me you are a MALE?!
LEIA: Not only that... I'm also your brother... And Obi-Wan is our uncle... And Ackbar is our cousin... and jabba is our grandfather...
*solo jumps out of the window *