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Post #99046

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
New Ending for ESB revealed.
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Date created
30-Mar-2005, 7:38 AM
LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister...
OBI-WAN: Your insight serves you well.
*Luke throws up * LUKE: Oh GOD!
OBI-WAN: Oh no... Don't you tell me that you and Leia...
LUKE: We did! Several times! Right after the Yavin battle, me and Leia got into my x-wing cockpit and... Jesus CHRIST you old fool, why didn't you tell me before I banged her?
OBI-WAN: Well I didn't think you'd be having SEX with her so soon! Can't you control that lightsaber inside your pants?
LUKE: Oh God this is so GROSS! And how am I going to tell her that?!