I want Infinity War to start with Tony Stark and Vision walking along a street, discussing something (don’t care what, maybe something about the Infinity Stones), before Thanos abruptly lands in the middle of the street, quickly ripping off the Stone from Visions head, which fills the screen with blood that trickles down to reveal the Avengers: Infinity War logo with the Ash vs. Evil Dead theme tune playing. If that happened, the movie would be an easy ten out of ten. But it won’t, because Marvel has no balls.