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Okay guys, let's cut Chaltab a break. Everyone is allowed the occasional delusion of grandeur, right? Chaltab just has them more often than not.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Delusions of grandeur?! I'll SHOW YOU delusions of GRANDEUR!

*Cuts Bossk's arm off*

Trandoshans are lizzards, right? It will grow back.

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Don't worry Bossk. He didn't really cut off you arm. Here is what really happend:

*Chaltab drew his light kitana and moved to cut off Bossk's arm. But before he got any where near close to Bossk's arm, Warbler quickdrew the WarbSP(tm) and filled Chaltab full of lead. Chaltab collapsed, dreamed the dream where he cut off Bossk's arm and then Chaltab died.*
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Now who is getting delusions of Grandeur?

Besides. MY shields have allready adapted to the bullet frequency of the Warbsp!!!!!!!!!!(tm)

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"Prepare to be assim-- is that a GameCube, Bossk?"

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Borg Shielding? no problem!

*changes bullet frequency of the Warbsp(tm) and then shoots and kills Chaltab*

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What did I do to deserve this?

I'll just treat it like a Capcom Boss Fight.

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
ARE YOU CHALTAB OF BORG NOW ???


Perhaps I killed the collective and assimilated its technology.

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
LET'S LET BOSSK GET HIS NEW MANGLER HANDS DIRTY ON THIS ONE. I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW HE HANDLES CHALTAB.


as you wish.

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
HEY, CHALTAB !!! I BELIEVE I HEAR YOUR ALARM CLOCK.


That's not true! That's impossible!!!

My Alarm Clock has been unplugged for months.

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Originally posted by: Warbler
Don't worry Bossk. He didn't really cut off you arm. Here is what really happend:

*Chaltab drew his light kitana and moved to cut off Bossk's arm. But before he got any where near close to Bossk's arm, Warbler quickdrew the WarbSP(tm) and filled Chaltab full of lead. Chaltab collapsed, dreamed the dream where he cut off Bossk's arm and then Chaltab died.*

Gracias. Again, you have proven your value to our organization.

Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
"Prepare to be assim-- is that a GameCube, Bossk?"


Hmmm... an interesting prospect indeed. Nintendo as the new Borg...

Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
LET'S LET BOSSK GET HIS NEW MANGLER HANDS DIRTY ON THIS ONE. I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW HE HANDLES CHALTAB.


Indeed, it was his alarm clock that sounded. What he didn't realize was that the engineering department at Mangler Bros, Inc., was testing a prototype robot assassin. Using Bossk's blueprints, the Bot, under Bossk's remote guidance, transformed into a clock and placed itself on Chaltab's nightstand. Upon sounding it's alarm, and Chaltab's attempts to smack the "clock" into submission, the Bot slices its way into Chaltab's bloodstream by slicing through the palm of his hand and inserting an oversized Probe inside his skin. As the Probe travels nearly instantaneously into his brain cavity (by detecting the very weak electromagnetic activity), the remainder of the Bot leaps up onto Chaltab's neck and shoulders and wraps its mechanical tentacles around his body adhering itself almost permanently. A large intravenous needle thrusts itself into the veins of his neck injecting him with a paralyzing mixture that prohibits all body movement but maintains full brain functionality and keeps the patient awake and aware of everything. When the Probe arrives at the brain, it severs all bloodflow and replaces it with an artificial plasma that allows the head to be removed from the body and brought back to Mangler HQ for experimentation and torture. But not before allowing the head to watch as the Bot systematically slices the remainder of the body into progressively smaller pieces.

Why get my hands dirty on a not-so-worthy adversary, eh?

How's that?
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Thought you might like it.
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That was just my clone. You can keep his head as long as you want, though.

The Chaltab-Suit(tm) injects a drug into my neck that prevents me from going to sleep.

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yeah right .
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Hence why I said he is more prone to delusions of grandeur than most. Just look at that statement. He really thinks he's immune. Untouchable. Heh. Sad, sorry little man. But I guess if I had my head cut off by a ManglerBot and I was being kept alive via plasma and nothing else, I might have delusions in which it never happened to me either.

Perhaps I'll attach his head to the body of a chihuahua.
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All of the ChaltabClones have a genetic defect that makes them explode into a cloud of flames if they come into contack with Chiuahuah DNA.

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If he keeps having these delusions, he's gonna send our EKGs into spasms. I'd better shut off the head for a while to normalize the instruments.
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How will shutting of the Clone Head shut me up?

Besides, If my alarm clock really had gone off, then I would have hit and/or thrown it. until it shut up.

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You did hit the "clock". That was when you were injected with the ManglerProbe.

I will have to make note of this for future studies. I wonder if all subjects will wind up this delusional or if this is just one of those freak cases.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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