Originally posted by: Warbler
Don't worry Bossk. He didn't really cut off you arm. Here is what really happend:

*Chaltab drew his light kitana and moved to cut off Bossk's arm. But before he got any where near close to Bossk's arm, Warbler quickdrew the WarbSP(tm) and filled Chaltab full of lead. Chaltab collapsed, dreamed the dream where he cut off Bossk's arm and then Chaltab died.*

Gracias. Again, you have proven your value to our organization.

Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
"Prepare to be assim-- is that a GameCube, Bossk?"

Hmmm... an interesting prospect indeed. Nintendo as the new Borg...

Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
LET'S LET BOSSK GET HIS NEW MANGLER HANDS DIRTY ON THIS ONE. I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW HE HANDLES CHALTAB.

Indeed, it was his alarm clock that sounded. What he didn't realize was that the engineering department at Mangler Bros, Inc., was testing a prototype robot assassin. Using Bossk's blueprints, the Bot, under Bossk's remote guidance, transformed into a clock and placed itself on Chaltab's nightstand. Upon sounding it's alarm, and Chaltab's attempts to smack the "clock" into submission, the Bot slices its way into Chaltab's bloodstream by slicing through the palm of his hand and inserting an oversized Probe inside his skin. As the Probe travels nearly instantaneously into his brain cavity (by detecting the very weak electromagnetic activity), the remainder of the Bot leaps up onto Chaltab's neck and shoulders and wraps its mechanical tentacles around his body adhering itself almost permanently. A large intravenous needle thrusts itself into the veins of his neck injecting him with a paralyzing mixture that prohibits all body movement but maintains full brain functionality and keeps the patient awake and aware of everything. When the Probe arrives at the brain, it severs all bloodflow and replaces it with an artificial plasma that allows the head to be removed from the body and brought back to Mangler HQ for experimentation and torture. But not before allowing the head to watch as the Bot systematically slices the remainder of the body into progressively smaller pieces.

Why get my hands dirty on a not-so-worthy adversary, eh?

How's that?