I want serious funny directives. Over on FE these were suggested:

Find lack of faith disturbing (ANH)
Don’t underestimate the Force (ANH)
Consciously betray the Rebellion (ANH)
Don’t act so surprised (ANH)
Bring order to the galaxy (ESB)
Alter the deal (ESB)
No disintegrations (ESB)
Dispense with the pleasantries (ROTJ)
Obey my master (ROTJ)

I’m going to go with a bunch of those 'cause they’re really funny and exactly what I was looking for.

As far as the image goes, I took the original and added an infrared filter and then a red filter, trying to make it dark enough that the difference between the Robocop set and the ROTS set aren’t too crazy dissimilar. I’m sure there’s an increased contrast filter I could look at, but otherwise I think it’s pretty solid.