One does not chugalug anything but inferior beer. I call shenanigans on your graduation.
Hahaha you sound like one of the destitute townies from Hopsville that my fraternity bros and I used to steal girlfriends from nightly! At Chug we would do kegstands of Delirium Tremens and beer bongs of Hitachino White.
And then we’d steal your girlfriend and put her in a wet T-shirt contest where we’d spray Paulaner on her and all the other townies’ girlfriends while they cavorted and jiggled for our amusement.