My new viewing order:
- Star Wars
- The Star Wars Holiday Special (optional)
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Return of the Jedi (optional)
- Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (optional)
- Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (optional)
- The Force Awakens (optional)
- The Phantom Menace (Heineken?)
- Attack of the Clones (Fuck that shit!)
- Revenge of the Sith (Pabst Blue Ribbon!)