Pretending to be a Japanese scientist is a new thing for kids though I guess. When I was young and we wanted to impress people we just said we had sex with someone or beat someone up.
Since you desperately kept trying with this thing for so long, I will grant you a reply out of pity. You seem to be the only one claiming that thing and childishly trying to show it like I am trying to impress anyone.
First, I don’t think I have ever directly stated what I actually do for living (and where), let alone in a way to impress anyone. Second, you are deluding yourself horribly if you think I would try to impress someone like you.