Trust me... I'm up wit da humor! LOL. I think I should be able to hold my own (not like *that*) as sarcastically as anyone here... and I like a challenge!
I also love my Atari 2600! Whoo-hoo! Being 33 (nearly 34) I'm much more Atari than Playstation. I was just referring to the actual event where Atari dumped all sorts of overstock into the desert:
"but Atari, stuck with millions of games and consoles that were largely unsellable at any price, sent fourteen truckloads of merchandise from their plant in El Paso, Texas, to be dumped in a city landfill in Alamogordo, New Mexico in late September 1983. In order to keep the site from being looted, steamrollers crushed and flattened the games, and a concrete slab was poured over the remains."
Many of those were copies of E.T., a game cart that I still own (somewhere in the garage at least).

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Hello Windexed!
Good call on Matrix 2 & 3. Though I could barely stand them, if both were decently edited down to one film it *could* work... hmmm... I may even tackle that one some day- unless anyone else has already?