If you aren’t a regular forum member with an established track record, you need to do a better job of making your jokes clear. I’m not convinced the original post was a joke, but if it was, it was executed very poorly. We have people come in here all the time demanding crazy shit they think they’re entitled to, so excuse me for not assuming the best of this guy.
Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.
Tell me…why are you here?