Halloween (2007)
Oh god. I really needed to see Michael Myers as a bitchy kid didn’t I? That’s like showing Darth Vader as a bitchy kid. And don’t get me started on the painful dialogue, or the rushed second half. At least the direction was alright and some of the performances were okay, or this would have been irredeemable.
3/10
“Bitch, I will crawl over there, and I will skull fuck the shit outta you!”
Just watched the original myself last night, funnily enough. I’m an easy scare, so it was a great time. Would recommend to anyone who likes suspense over shock horror (though there’s still some of that!) 8/10.