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Post #97407

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ricarleite
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How bad can it get? (The changes to the films)
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Date created
19-Mar-2005, 10:56 AM
OK, here's what the trilogies need:


Episode 4:

* More scenes in the milenium falcon while they are going to Alderaan. Since the actros are either too old, dead, or don't care about Star Wars anymore, it'll all be CGI. They'll dance for a while, eat sushi with chopsticks and all, and play games.

* Motti will try to choke Vader first.

* TK-421 (played by Bill Murray) wakes up on the Milenium Falcon after the credits, with a brief comic part.


Episode 5:

* Luke has a psychedelic dream while sleeping in the Tauntaun belly. Footage of the dream is taken mostly from the "Wing Commander" games and from the movie "The Big Red One".

* Yoda has a servant living with him, the hilarious Don-Don Tauiee (played by Don DeLuise). He'll burn his hand on Yoda's soup, make fun of Luke's training, and achieve a brand new level in fart jokes. He'll never be on camera with the other characters, and his hilarious scenes will be inserted between the Yoda scenes.

* Bobba Fett takes Han Solo to a CGI Jabba, steps on his tails twice.

* Replace "Directed by Irvin Kershner" with "Destroyed by George Lucas".


Episode 6:

* Jabba now sings along with Jedi Rock. Since the CGI band members looked fake, they have been replaced by the Electric Light Orchestra band members, featuring Jon Anderson from "Yes" singing on 2 songs. The new 35 minute scene features the songs:

Jedi Rock
Xanadu
Eldorado
Above the Clouds
Jedi Rock (reprise)

* Two words: product placement. During most of the scenes.

* Anakin Skywalker, now with a lond, blond hair, sings the song "Tell your sister she was right". In order to make Sebastian Shawn to sing the song, footage of his lips moving are looped foward and backwards, so it synchs with the song. A CGI tear is inserted on Luke.

* Replace "Directed by Richard Marquand" with "Destroyed by George Lucas"