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Our forum members are acting like babies

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My socks have holes in them.

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yhwx said:

So what would we do if Frink got banned?

I would stop posting altogether and just wait in the background until his glorious return, victory hat in hand. I would knit Frink this hat. These are my feelings on Frink, my precious Frink.

That being said:
1: Who the fuck is Hansig? [not necessary to answer, I don’t care]
2: About everything his “Temp” account just said, who the fuck cares?
3: I like to browse at work. I don’t care about Hansig or Wario or anyone else I hadn’t heard of before today, I just don’t want bizarre porn propping up on my traffic at work when I visit this site - I go to very few sites while at work, this is one I go to. If that could be prevented, I’d be grateful.
4: Whoever you are doing this nonsense, I’m sorry your life didn’t work out for you but please just fuck off.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

yhwx said:

So what would we do if Frink got banned?

I would stop posting altogether and just wait in the background until his glorious return, victory hat in hand. I would knit Frink this hat.

The being said: 1: Who the fuck is Hansig? 2: About everything his “Temp” account just said, who the fuck cares?

Many people are convinced that HansiG is Wario64.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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I need a picture of the hat, Stinky.

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You’re going to knit me a bicycle helmet and then attach feeders?

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I am, working on it right now. I didn’t have any hummingbird feeders on hand so I improvised with what I had, so it’ll have two 14" black dildos hanging from it. I imagine instead of hummingbirds you’ll now attract white girls, so win-win.

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I do wonder what the mods’ thoughts on this are.

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I’m guessing they’re not expecting a lot of white girls to show up.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

I am, working on it right now. I didn’t have any hummingbird feeders on hand so I improvised with what I had, so it’ll have two 14" black dildos hanging from it. I imagine instead of hummingbirds you’ll now attract white girls, so win-win.

Best wedding gift ever!!! yhwx will have one hell of a time trying to decide which dildo to hit first.

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yhwx said:

So what would we do if Frink got banned? Would Frink create a sock account?

He’s had a sock account in the past and wasn’t banned … he’s still here. Don’t worry, I believe your bride is safe.

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Jeebus said:

I do wonder what the mods’ thoughts on this are.

They’re probably wondering what type of yarn I’d be using that could possibly support the weight of such hefty dildos.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

Jeebus said:

I do wonder what the mods’ thoughts on this are.

They’re probably wondering what type of yarn I’d be using that could possibly support the weight of such hefty dildos.

Dammit, your joke was better than mine.

(cue Top Gun gif)

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yhwx said:

So what would we do if Frink got banned?

I would have no-one to belittle, vilify, or degrade me endlessly without remorse or regret … I don’t know if I’d make it past a day or two before begging someone to let him back in.

As much as I might not like him, he does give this section of the forum some character, in an odd sort or way.

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Jetrell Fo said:

yhwx said:

So what would we do if Frink got banned?

I would have no-one to belittle, vilify, or degrade me endlessly without remorse or regret …

HEY!

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Yeah, we’re all here for you buddy.

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Based on an IP check, the following accounts have accessed the forum from the same IP addresses:

HansiG
HansiG_Temp
JohnySasaki
Johny-Sasaki
N*ggersNeedNotApply
NotWario64
OtakuWarrior
OtakuWarrior2
ReturnOfTheScheißegurke
Scheißegurke
Scheissegurke2
Scheißegurke2episode1
ScheisseGurke666
ScheißegurkeStrikesBack
SchSchScheißegurkegurkegurke
SockPuppet
Wario64I
Wario64-OneUseSock
Wario69

Your ban is permanent now, obviously.

Forum Administrator

MTFBWY…A

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Jay said:

Based on an IP check, the following accounts have accessed the forum from the same IP addresses:

HansiG
HansiG_Temp
JohnySasaki
Johny-Sasaki
N*ggersNeedNotApply
NotWario64
OtakuWarrior
OtakuWarrior2
ReturnOfTheScheißegurke
Scheißegurke
Scheissegurke2
Scheißegurke2episode1
ScheisseGurke666
ScheißegurkeStrikesBack
SchSchScheißegurkegurkegurke
SockPuppet
Wario64I
Wario64-OneUseSock
Wario69

Your ban is permanent now, obviously.

Ha!

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Jay said:

Based on an IP check, the following accounts have accessed the forum from the same IP addresses:

HansiG
HansiG_Temp
JohnySasaki
Johny-Sasaki
N*ggersNeedNotApply
NotWario64
OtakuWarrior
OtakuWarrior2
ReturnOfTheScheißegurke
Scheißegurke
Scheissegurke2
Scheißegurke2episode1
ScheisseGurke666
ScheißegurkeStrikesBack
SchSchScheißegurkegurkegurke
SockPuppet
Wario64I
Wario64-OneUseSock
Wario69

Your ban is permanent now, obviously.

Shit just got real.

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Welp. That clears all that up.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Jay said:

Based on an IP check, the following accounts have accessed the forum from the same IP addresses:

HansiG
HansiG_Temp
JohnySasaki
Johny-Sasaki
N*ggersNeedNotApply
NotWario64
OtakuWarrior
OtakuWarrior2
ReturnOfTheScheißegurke
Scheißegurke
Scheissegurke2
Scheißegurke2episode1
ScheisseGurke666
ScheißegurkeStrikesBack
SchSchScheißegurkegurkegurke
SockPuppet
Wario64I
Wario64-OneUseSock
Wario69

Your ban is permanent now, obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFhQ49qsfIQ