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Post #97362

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starkiller
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How bad can it get? (The changes to the films)
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19-Mar-2005, 4:47 AM
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Originally posted by: Rebel11_38
For a truly PC and pro-feminist version of the movies, Luke's character would have to be a female too and the force would become the "Gaia."

Also, Han Solo would no longer chase after Leia. Instead, he would be a bumbling fool who Leia approaches when she exercises her right to enjoy her body. After her tryst with Solo, he would be the one confused and following her around like a sick puppy.

Leia would be the one to destroy the Death Star, but it wouldn't be accomplished like it is in the movie. The imagery of shooting two "torpedoes" into a deep "hole" would no longer be acceptable. Instead she would destroy it by....
Yapping at the station officers until they are so ticked at the sound of her voice, that they employ the DS self-destruct...anything to shut her up.