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Originally posted by: Warbler
2100
*Warbler kicks Light Katana out of Chaltab's hands, catches it with his own hands, and turns Chaltab into a human jigsaw puzzle(tm).*


*Re-assembles himself and splits Warbler in two Darth Maul-style.*

4135. My HP is stronger than yours; I win!

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How can a dead man reassemble himself?
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Originally posted by: Warbler
How can a dead man reassemble himself?


Obvioulsy, one can't. But I am obvioulsy not dead.

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*Warbler reassembles himself, draws the WarbSP(tm) and shoots Chaltab between the eyes*

Well now, obviously you are dead.

And Sean, stop playing San Andreas and get Posting!
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He could be the living dead.

4. I am really tired lately





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Um... Warbler. You missed.

Besides, I put a virus in your reasembly protocols. Anytime you reasemble yourself you'll get the hiccups within one year.

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It's not how MUCH you post, but the quality of your posts. I rather post once, and say something brilliant, than to post 20 thousand stupid posts.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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He's from Brazil, give him a break.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
He's from Brazil, give him a break.


So what?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Its a joke, no offense intended.

You can make fun of me being an American if you wish.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I know it was supposed to be a joke.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Then you should have put some sort of smiley after "So what?"
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I was hoping you would add another joke. I was playing the "straight man" part, giving a clue for a next joke.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Um... Warbler. You missed.

Besides, I put a virus in your reasembly protocols. Anytime you reasemble yourself you'll get the hiccups within one year.



Fortunately I have been vaccinated against this virus. And I believe that the part about me missing is a delusion from a dying man. My aim is excellent and I shot from point blank range.

And if I missed, what is that big red spot between your eye?
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It is the Jewel of Chalta. It is what gives me my power!

And it is impervious to direct or indirect attack.

The only way to destroy it is go to sleep and let me say anything bad about the Manglers that I want to.

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No, there is another, but I'm not going to tell you. The element of surprise would be ruined.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Originally posted by: Warbler
2100
*Warbler kicks Light Katana out of Chaltab's hands, catches it with his own hands, and turns Chaltab into a human jigsaw puzzle(tm).*


*Re-assembles himself and splits Warbler in two Darth Maul-style.*

4135. My HP is stronger than yours; I win!



*WALKS UP BEHIND CHALTAB. REACHES AROUND HIM, AND WITH A SMOOTH THROAT SLICES CHALTAB"S JUGULAR UNDERNEATH THE NOW DEAD BOY'S HELMET.


BTW, MY HPs ARE HIGHER THAN YOURS. I WIN.

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