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Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Aquatic Boogaloo

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Rumor has it that the official plot outline for Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest deals with Jack Sparrow getting cursed by the Flying Dutchman and the result is that he'll lose his soul to the underworld (or something). Jack does not like this at all so he enlists the lovably androgynous Will Turner and his "bonnie lass" Elizabeth Swann to help him just as their marriage plans are getting underway.

And somewhere in there Keith Richards will appear as Jack's dad and Stellan Skarsgard (or however you spell his name) will appear as Will's dad, Bootstrap Bill.

Oh and I hope you all had a good St. Patrick's Day.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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You're 15 days early, for this kind of thing.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!?!?!!?


THE FLYING DUTCHMAN FROM SPONGEBOB!?!

Is Disney even ALLOWED to use that character!?!?!?

*Underlines Eisner's name on "banish to another dimension" list*

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Flying Dutchman is public domain; as long as Disney's Flying Dutchman bears no resemblance to the one on SBSP, no problem.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Flying Dutchman is public domain; as long as Disney's Flying Dutchman bears no resemblance to the one on SBSP, no problem.


Wait a minute... so the idiotic-if-it-were-from-serious-fiction name "Flying Dutchman" didn't come from the wanky minds of the creators of Spongebob?

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Uh, no.

Some info on the legend
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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NOW ALL WE NEED IS DAVEY JONES' LOCKER.


the singer?
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Dammit! Now you've got that brady bunch episode in my head!
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*jumps down a conveniently placed reactor core*
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Sounds like a load of crap. Sparrow's dad? Geez. By the way Chaltab, Eisner is gone now, but one of his yes-men is in charge instead, so it's just as bad.

War does not make one great.

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Sounds like a load of crap. Sparrow's dad? Geez. By the way Chaltab, Eisner is gone now, but one of his yes-men is in charge instead, so it's just as bad.


Fine. I'll blast them both into another dimension.

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from POTC 2 at IMDB

Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann engage in another rip roaring sea adventure because Jack's life is in danger with supernatural warriors, lead by the legendary Davey Jones.

Guess what...our favorite Monkee will be in it.

Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
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Rumour has it that Bill Nighy will play Davy Jones. Fine by me; loved his work in Shaun of the Dead.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.