Rumor has it that the official plot outline for Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest deals with Jack Sparrow getting cursed by the Flying Dutchman and the result is that he'll lose his soul to the underworld (or something). Jack does not like this at all so he enlists the lovably androgynous Will Turner and his "bonnie lass" Elizabeth Swann to help him just as their marriage plans are getting underway.

And somewhere in there Keith Richards will appear as Jack's dad and Stellan Skarsgard (or however you spell his name) will appear as Will's dad, Bootstrap Bill.

Oh and I hope you all had a good St. Patrick's Day.