Before The Force Awakens came out, I had a dream that I had seen it. First of all, we were in a really grungy theatre, and there were only like, 20 seats in the whole place. I don’t remember much from the film, but Han and Leia had small roles, and Luke was mentioned, but never seen. Kylo Ren only appeared in shadows, and Hux was the main villain, and weilded a lightsaber. Finn was the main character, not Rey, and he had his arm cut off at the end by Hux, before killing Hux (can’t remember how). He got a robot hand, as people in Star Wars do, but it looked like a cheaper verison of the T-800’s arm from The Terminator, and I remember saying “I knew they didn’t want to use CGI, but this is preposterous!” At the end some First Order official reported to Kylo that Hux had died, and Kylo said something like “I’ll have to do it myself” and the last shot of the film was the shot from the trailer of him igniting his tri-bladed sabre.

Come to think of it, that was a pretty awesome dream.