When the first two prequels came out, people were even more disappointed than they would have been because of all the hype leading up into the releases. I thought I’d start a thread to balance things out so that everyone can really start dreading Revenge of the Sith; that way, we might be pleasantly surprised when it comes out instead of the other way around.

I have rumours from inside sources that:

1. Lucas changed Obi-Wan’s lightsaber blade to hot pink to avoid confusion during the final lightsaber battle.
2. The wookies will be replaced by Ewoks, bringing the most popular characters from the old trilogy into the new one
3. Yoda has a lightsaber duel with Watto instead of Sidious, as originally planned
4. Jar-Jar becomes Emperor, of course

Any more news?