That dream would have put me to sleep while I was sleeping.
No doubt. She probably didn’t come back because I fell asleep at the wheel and got us killed.
If a girl asked me to take her to Arby’s on a first date I would back out immediately. Based on this (as well as evidence from Seinfeld) I can assume that most girls would do the same if taken to Arby’s. Then again, two meals at Arby’s would probably cost between twenty-five and thirty dollars so maybe she’d take it as a compliment, or see it as a sign of wealth.
Thank goodness my real friends are more interesting.
My real friends at age 16 preferred cocaine to Arby’s.