A few nights ago, I had a dream that my dad brought me home a girlfriend. We weren’t particularly interested in each other, and just sat awkwardly around in different places until my dad finally suggested I go and talk to her.

The next night, I had a follow-up dream, in which she came over again. While she was out of the room, I had to ask my dad what her name was, as he had evidently forgotten to introduce her the first time (it was Crystal). I still wasn’t really interested in her, but instead of sitting around awkwardly, I decided to take her to Arby’s this time. The dream ended just as we got there.

Thankfully, she didn’t come back the next night. The date must not have gone well. 😄