Ha ha! Yes, I have inside information about Episode III. Not all the production members are in on this, but Jar-Jar becomes the emperor. He's pulling the strings; he's manipulating everyone while seeming childish and ignorant of everything going on.
I have Photoshop. Heck, I thought it would fit right in with Lucas' Photoshopped Hayden at the end! Why not go the extra step and truly tie the trilogies together?