Here’s my script for Episode 8:

[Begin scene with slow zoom-in to Coruscant, into bustling TV studio. A lounge band is on stage playing the “Star Wars” theme.]

BILL MURRAY
[singing]
Ah… Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars… don’t let them end! Ah… Star Wars! If they should bar wars… please let these Star Wars stay-ay! And, hey! How about that nutty Star Wars bar? Can you forget all those creatures in there? And, hey! Darth Vader in that black and evil mask - did he scare you as much as he scared me-e-e-e? Star Wars-s-s-s!

[Audience erupts into applause, camera zooms in onto Bill Murray. He looks deadpan into the camera before suddenly shouting:]
LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!

END.