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Happy 4th of July!(2016) — Page 5

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Warbler said:

Tyrphanax said:

yhwx said:

Don’t take me shooting.

You seem very easily confused and many things go over your head, so I’d be afraid you might cause an accident which I would prefer to avoid.

Warbler said:

Tyrphanax said:

Also: I’d like to take Warb shooting some day.

no thanks.

Afraid you might have some fun?

I don’t consider getting shot, fun.

Me neither.

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I didn’t say I’d shoot you, Jesus. I’m the responsible gun guy here, and going around talking about wanting to shoot people is directly opposed to that viewpoint. Plus I have absolutely nothing against you.

I said I’d like to take you out shooting. Like where I bring my guns and some cold drinks and we head out to the range and light up some targets. Not “I’d like to take you out to shoot at”.

Come on guys.

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Doesn’t seem fun to me.

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How would you know if you haven’t tried?

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Tyrphanax said:

I didn’t say I’d shoot you, Jesus. I’m the responsible gun guy here, and going around talking about wanting to shoot people is directly opposed to that viewpoint. Plus I have absolutely nothing against you.

I said I’d like to take you out shooting. Like where I bring my guns and some cold drinks and we head out to the range and light up some targets. Not “I’d like to take you out to shoot at”.

Come on guys.

A lot of people go out to shoot at the range and end up getting shot. BTW, I hope those cold drinks don’t have alcohol in them. Guns and alcohol don’t mix.

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Warbler said:

Tyrphanax said:

I didn’t say I’d shoot you, Jesus. I’m the responsible gun guy here, and going around talking about wanting to shoot people is directly opposed to that viewpoint. Plus I have absolutely nothing against you.

I said I’d like to take you out shooting. Like where I bring my guns and some cold drinks and we head out to the range and light up some targets. Not “I’d like to take you out to shoot at”.

Come on guys.

A lot of people go out to shoot at the range and end up getting shot. BTW, I hope those cold drinks don’t have alcohol in them. Guns and alcohol don’t mix.

Very few people die on gun ranges. If they do, someone was being an idiot that didn’t respect the power they wielded.

Of course not alcohol. I barely even drink as it is.

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Tyrphanax said:

We just skipping the part where MFM said some poor girl got hit by a firework at his party?

I’ll bet she wasn’t really a girl.

WYSHS…ZING!!!

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TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

We just skipping the part where MFM said some poor girl got hit by a firework at his party?

I’ll bet she wasn’t really a girl.

WYSHS…ZING!!!

Alternately:

Tyrphanax said:

We just skipping the part where MFM said some poor girl got hit by a firework at his party?

A girl at an MFM party? Now we really know it didn’t happen!

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Tyrphanax said:

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

We just skipping the part where MFM said some poor girl got hit by a firework at his party?

I’ll bet she wasn’t really a girl.

WYSHS…ZING!!!

Alternately:

Tyrphanax said:

We just skipping the part where MFM said some poor girl got hit by a firework at his party?

A girl at an MFM party? Now we really know it didn’t happen!

sick burn dude

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Tyrphanax said:

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

We just skipping the part where MFM said some poor girl got hit by a firework at his party?

I’ll bet she wasn’t really a girl.

WYSHS…ZING!!!

Alternately:

Tyrphanax said:

We just skipping the part where MFM said some poor girl got hit by a firework at his party?

A girl at an MFM party? Now we really know it didn’t happen!

Yours is better.

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Sad CGI stick figure is sad.

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That’s how you know you’ve done it right.

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And now my house is on fire. It’s the American Dream™.

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Warbler said:

no thanks, I’ll stick to classical music/Christian hymns/Sinatra.

I now have have the mental image of Warb doing robotic dancing to Come Fly With Me and There is a Green Hill Far Away. It’s a happy image.

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Warbler said:

no thanks, I’ll stick to classical music/Christian hymns/Sinatra.

I can appreciate Sinatra, but if those are the only things that you listen to then I feel bad for you.

The Person in Question

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to be clear, I should have said “Sinatra and others of that style” why feel bad for me? I am listening to what I like.

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Bingowings said:

Warbler said:

no thanks, I’ll stick to classical music/Christian hymns/Sinatra.

I now have have the mental image of Warb doing robotic dancing to Come Fly With Me and There is a Green Hill Far Away. It’s a happy image.

robotic dancing? um, no. not my style.

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Yeah, there’s plenty of other music there.

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Yeah, there’s plenty of other music there.