Though Frink is being sarcastic, I think there are some sports that they would get decimated in. Like in football (American football, not that stupid eurotrash football), for example. It may be condescending, but men are just physically stronger than women, it’s a fact.
http://jap.physiology.org/content/83/5/1581.full
And about tennis, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlier
That being said, it would be interesting to see it actually tested out in mainstream sports, with everyone trying their absolute best and not holding back.
Not to make any assumptions about you personally, but I have a feeling that if this were to happen and men were to win, some of the people who are calling for mixed gender sports now, would change their tune and insist that it wasn’t a fair match.
Edit: Christ those pictures are bigger than I thought they would be.