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This thread went from Catwoman’s boobs to representation of women and shit and then to grapes.

grape
ɡreɪp/
noun

a berry (typically green, purple, or black) growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit and used in making wine.
synonyms: berry, vine fruit
“a bunch of grapes”

short for grapeshot.

I love this forum

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Green grapes are the best grapes.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I didn’t think it was possible, but I’ve reached my limit with you. I used to think impscum was bad, but you’ve reached the point where you’ve justified everything he’s ever said of you.

You’re a bully – better than Darth Id, perhaps, but still a damned bully – and from this moment on, I’m not going to read a single post you make ever again.

Enjoy living in that small, Frink-centric universe of yours.

I just gotta bump this epic butthurt soliloquy.
And not just cuz I get a mythic namedrop from DerpaSmell, but cuzza TEH SERIUSNESS!!!
And also cuzza the awesomely Shonenesque allegiance realignments that go on in this chat bored:

Reaching his last straw with the vile TV FREAK, our hero DERPYDERP ENEMIZER was seduced by the DARK SIDE of the FROTH, and joined forces with the nefarious IMPSCUM! Forming the upstart FIRST ORDER of BRAIN LESIONNAIRES, ENEMIZER and IMPSCUM began plotting their campaign against TV FREAK and his lascivious consort YWHX.
And the battle now begins for title of SUPREME GEEK of the GALAXY…

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Darth Id said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I didn’t think it was possible, but I’ve reached my limit with you. I used to think impscum was bad, but you’ve reached the point where you’ve justified everything he’s ever said of you.

You’re a bully – better than Darth Id, perhaps, but still a damned bully – and from this moment on, I’m not going to read a single post you make ever again.

Enjoy living in that small, Frink-centric universe of yours.

I just gotta bump this epic butthurt soliloquy.
And not just cuz I get a mythic namedrop from DerpaSmell, but cuzza TEH SERIUSNESS!!!
And also cuzza the awesomely Shonenesque allegiance realignments that go on in this chat bored:

Reaching his last straw with the vile TV FREAK, our hero DERPYDERP ENEMIZER was seduced by the DARK SIDE of the FROTH, and joined forces with the nefarious IMPSCUM! Forming the upstart FIRST ORDER of BRAIN LESIONNAIRES, ENEMIZER and IMPSCUM began plotting their campaign against TV FREAK and his lascivious consort YWHX.
And the battle now begins for title of SUPREME GEEK of the GALAXY…

I love dis cray id post.

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Whoopty shit.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I do love to circle.

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Did I do something wrong?

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I don’t understand when I’m talking bout tech with someone and they say that they have X website blocked by provider or that their provider was threatening to take down their net because they download too much.

Are internet providers really such new-age cyberhitlers?

All my internet provider does is slow down the speed from 2 mb/s to 500 kb/s if I download more than 500GB per month.

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HansiG said:

I don’t understand when I’m talking bout tech with someone and they say that they have X website blocked by provider or that their provider was threatening to take down their net because they download too much.

Are internet providers really such new-age cyberhitlers?

All my internet provider does is slow down the speed from 2 mb/s to 500 kb/s if I download more than 500GB per month.

Come to America and buy Comcast/Time Warner.

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On Segregating Sports By Gender

One of my biggest gripes with the general sports industry is how it has always segregated men and women. One of the arguments against a mixed sport is that the men would always win. This, however, is very condescending and sexist. A big counter argument would be tennis, where there are many women players who can rival the men.

There you go. That’s what’s currently bouncing in my noggin’.

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yhwx said:

On Segregating Sports By Gender

One of my biggest gripes with the general sports industry is how it has always segregated men and women. One of the arguments against a mixed sport is that the men would always win. This, however, is very condescending and sexist. A big counter argument would be tennis, where there are many women players who can rival the men.

There you go. That’s what’s currently bouncing in my noggin’.

Nope. Women would get crushed in almost everything, including tennis.

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TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

On Segregating Sports By Gender

One of my biggest gripes with the general sports industry is how it has always segregated men and women. One of the arguments against a mixed sport is that the men would always win. This, however, is very condescending and sexist. A big counter argument would be tennis, where there are many women players who can rival the men.

There you go. That’s what’s currently bouncing in my noggin’.

Nope. Women would get crushed in almost everything, including tennis.

We’ve never seen that happen though. I would just like to see it tested out.

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Women can beat men at tennis! I think many of us know that 29 year-old Billy Jean King whipped that out of shape 55 year-old man in the 70s!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Tyrphanax said:

Yeah, 29 year-old Billy Jean King totally whipped that out of shape 55 year-old man.

Not a fair fight.

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Darth Id said:

yhwx said:

Tyrphanax said:

Yeah, 29 year-old Billy Jean King totally whipped that out of shape 55 year-old man.

Not a fair fight.

WHAT ARE YOU, AGEIST???

Yes I am.

I’ve finally decided to take the Duracell approach of embracing my flaws. I’m saying it first: I am a proud ageist.

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Though Frink is being sarcastic, I think there are some sports that they would get decimated in. Like in football (American football, not that stupid eurotrash football), for example. It may be condescending, but men are just physically stronger than women, it’s a fact.

http://jap.physiology.org/content/83/5/1581.full

And about tennis, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlier

That being said, it would be interesting to see it actually tested out in mainstream sports, with everyone trying their absolute best and not holding back.

Not to make any assumptions about you personally, but I have a feeling that if this were to happen and men were to win, some of the people who are calling for mixed gender sports now, would change their tune and insist that it wasn’t a fair match.

Edit: Christ those pictures are bigger than I thought they would be.

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Jeebus said:

Not to make any assumptions about you personally, but I have a feeling that if this were to happen and men were to win, some of the people who are calling for mixed gender sports now, would change their tune and insist that it wasn’t a fair match.

We need to do such a thing multiple times to get an adequately statistically significant (Yes I know I’m not using the term correctly) pool of data.

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yhwx said:

Jeebus said:

Not to make any assumptions about you personally, but I have a feeling that if this were to happen and men were to win, some of the people who are calling for mixed gender sports now, would change their tune and insist that it wasn’t a fair match.

We need to do such a thing multiple times to get an adequately statistically significant (Yes I know I’m not using the term correctly) pool of data.

That’s true, for sure.

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Remember the Bikini Bowl? That was a real victory for Women’s Rights.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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I’m not being sarcastic at all. Women are (for the most part) genetically disposed to be less strong then men, and you can see this in timed and distance/strength sports like track and field, swimming, etc. Sure, Serena Williams could probably hang with men tennis players, but most couldn’t.

Zero sarcasm. Men and women are separated in sports for a reason, and it’s not sexism.