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Bingowings said:

Yesterday was one of my fast days so I woke up pretty hungry and I needed to go out and vote and then go off to Alloa so I thought I would just finish off the contents of the tin of beans in the fridge with the last of the bread.

Some way into my breakfast I noticed how the beans tasted a bit icky and then I noticed a pork sausage.

I’ve been Vegetarian since 16… I’m nearly 46 but I’m also frugal and hate to waste food.
So I picked out and rolled the sausages into the compost bin and finished the beans on toast but it really tasted and felt rank.

I spent the whole morning feeling kind of sick and sort of contaminated.

My partner had purchased pork and beans in a tin in error, he meant to get veggie sausages and thought that’s what they were when he ate them while I starved.

No amount of toothbrush or mouth wash action could purge the weirdness.

to be honest, this made me LOL.

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Wasn’t it HansiG who suggested spamming the whole page with a long thread title? Hasn’t he also said he’s German?

The Person in Question

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This spamming isn’t very funny.

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And there’s no way to stop it.

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He’ll just go to a McDonalds.

Unless, of course, you have some sort MAC Address filtering, which I don’t think is possible, but if it is, he can just force a new MAC Address.

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HansiG said:

yhwx said:

Jeebus said:

yhwx said:

He’ll just go to a McDonalds.

Do they have Wi-Fi at McDonalds?

I’ve used it. Mediocre.

But is it enough to spam offtopic and post gay porn?

Certainly. Just go to the corner and buy a salad. Then nobody will pay attention.

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Lets just start spelling out all the ideas he needs to continue spamming this site.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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I think he’s already gotten all of them.

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Maybe stop talking about it.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Why is this problem anyway?

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You couldn’t even make it 2 minutes before posting about it again.

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I don’t want to do that.

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It’s hard to tell. Maybe a few more posts would get the point across to me.

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Warbler said:

Bingowings said:

Yesterday was one of my fast days so I woke up pretty hungry and I needed to go out and vote and then go off to Alloa so I thought I would just finish off the contents of the tin of beans in the fridge with the last of the bread.

Some way into my breakfast I noticed how the beans tasted a bit icky and then I noticed a pork sausage.

I’ve been Vegetarian since 16… I’m nearly 46 but I’m also frugal and hate to waste food.
So I picked out and rolled the sausages into the compost bin and finished the beans on toast but it really tasted and felt rank.

I spent the whole morning feeling kind of sick and sort of contaminated.

My partner had purchased pork and beans in a tin in error, he meant to get veggie sausages and thought that’s what they were when he ate them while I starved.

No amount of toothbrush or mouth wash action could purge the weirdness.

to be honest, this made me LOL.

Don’t worry Warb I sometimes laugh at the misfortune of others. I’m pretty evil really 😄

I went over to see a friend of mine who has had a really bad time recently, He had to go for a run and left me in his kitchen for a bit so I thought I’d do the washing up seeing as he was depressed and the dishwasher was broken.I then uncovered the sheer magnitude of the mankiness of the place. Under all the pans and pots the hob of his very expensive and posh oven was swimming in a good inch of oil and old onions. There was a glass full of teabags that had sprouted and the sprouted plant had died and things had lived in the dried corpse of the sprouted thing and they had died it was just surreal beyond surreal.

It took me a good three hours to get on top of it as he didn’t have bleach or kitchen roll. Slopping out the greasy oniony gloop was really icky.