Other countries:
Hey, X years ago today we got founded. Let’s celeberate!America:
AW YES MOTHERFUCKERS THIS IS MY DAY BITCHES WE GOT INDEPENDENT SUCK IT BRITS BWAHA WE GOT CHEESEBURGERS WHATCHA GOT U HEALTH NOPE BWA WE HAVE NO BOUNDS FUCK YOU BRITAIN GUNS GUNS OBAMA BURGERS
Surprisingly cogent.