Arguing with weebs

Didn’t watch {anime here}:
Oh please how can you hate it when you didn’t even see it.

Watched 1 episode of {anime here}:
Oh please how can you hate it when you only watched one episode? The story didn’t even pick up properly yet.

Watched 1 season of {anime here}:
How can you hate something after only 1 season? It’s still only setup!

Watched few seasons of {anime here}:
You can’t give up on it, it really picks up in the next season, it will be really great, you can’t make up your mind if you’re only halfway through!

Watched all seasons of {anime here}:
If you hate it so much, why did you watch the entire thing?