Well that’s the worst possible then… Ouch. Seriously, just listen to it in mono, fake stereo is cancer.
Are you sure it’s not an abortion?
When used in an ambiguous sense, cancer can be used to describe anything which spreads within something else and is damaging. But that still isn’t really applicable to mono-stereo conversions, so I’m not really sure what the intent was.
Jesus Christ there are positives and negatives to this site’s obsessive nitpicking at everything, that’s for sure.