He blows goats, I have proof.
OOOHH, yeah, that's what it is! What a relief! I forgot about my...proclivity. All that huffing induces hallucinations.
I was having delusions about the whole "conspiracy" being played-out in KINGSMAN, complete with an "Obama" stand-in to take the fall for the purposefully set-up violence after the Glitch in the tech they give us.
If only they made a patch for this kind of thing.