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Post #95883

Author
ricarleite
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Date created
9-Mar-2005, 9:42 AM
I heard this one today, and I'll try to adapt it to international audiences:

Six crazy men are in a nut house, strapped and locked in a cell. Suddenly, a cat appears at the window.

"Hey, let's have sex with that cat!" - said one of them, the sex maniac.

"Let's have sex with that cat and torture it!" - said the sex maniac psychopath.

"Let's have sex with that cat, torture it and kill it!" - said the sex maniac psychopath murder.

"Let's have sex with that cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex again with the corpse!" - said the sex maniac psychopath murder necrophile.

"Let's have sex with that cat, torture it, kill it, have sex again with the corpse and then burn it!" - said the sex maniac psychopath murder necrophile pyromaniac.

Then they all look at the last man, the sex maniac psychopath murder necrophile pyromaniac masochist. He just stared for a while, smile, and said:
"Meow."