You don’t like fanedits because why? Or you mean you don’t like fanedits of the PT specifically because you can’t make a turd anything but a turd? Then I would have to say I agree with you.
I just don’t feel like the material of the PT is all that great. You can do all the editing that you want, but the material just isn’t there.
Frink has the right idea – take what little there is and dial the ridiculousness up to 11 'til the cons become pros.