Frink just did that.
So, I still don’t know what this is referring to, but I thought maybe it was a reference to something going on in the Politics thread, so curiosity caused me to click on that thread for the first time, only to see the funniest thing I’ve read in a LOOOONG time, authored by one Stinky-Dinkins. If you haven’t seen his second-to-latest post, it’s highly recommended…if you’re willing to have irrepressible gigglefits for the rest of the afternoon.
So anyway, what’s this essay business?
This behavior is unacceptable. If we just keep going like this passively, Id will continue to do this stuff over and over.
We need to draw attention to this.
You are not very bright, aren’t you?
Thanks for the assist, Ric.
Okay, so I’m proposing a challenge to you. Make an essay on why I’m “not bright”. You can use anything from me to justify your opinion. And this is due Friday, Mister!
Also:
- The essay must be 300 - 500 words
- In order to get a perfect score, you must do the following:
- Effectively state claims and acknowledge the opposing claims
- Use an effective organizational strategy
- Use specific and well-chosen facts
- Use words and phrases to connect main ideas
- Provide a strong concluding statement
- You will be graded on a 3-point scale. A score of 0 will be awarded if you do not provide an adequate essay within 10 days of the assignment date (Thursday, June 23, 2016 at 6:10 PM), or if the assignment is incomplete. A score of 1 will be awarded if the essay meets some, but not all requirements, or if the essay is late. A score of 2 will be awarded if the essay meets all requirements and was not submitted in late.
- The essay is due Friday, June 24, 2016 at 11:59 PM