Post #957536

Author: Bingowings
Parent topic: Cookie MOnsters favorite jokes!
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Date created: 22-Jun-2016, 9:26 AM

So I says to my mate, ‘Did you steal this tea?’
He looks a bit funny at me and says, ‘Nope, why?’
‘Well’, says I, ‘It’s got a really good flavour, tastes really nice.’
‘OK, thanks’, says he, ‘but why did you ask me if I stole it?’
‘Well’, says I, ‘didn’t you know that all proper tea is theft?’