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General Star Wars Random Thoughts Thread — Page 248

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Bingowings said:

TV’s Frink said:

moviefreakedmind said:

I would hate a Star Wars anime.

That’s racist!

Genreist certainly. I try to avoid soaps and team sports. I couldn’t even watch Robot Wars because it felt like the robots were hurting themselves for the entertainment of humans. But many of the sci-fi shows I enjoy have elements if a soap and I like sports in movies. Despite the stupid looking aliens and the comedy deaths I thought the Pod race was one of the most Star Warsy bits of the prequels. I would watch a Star Wars anything for a few episodes. I’m really enjoying Rebels despite the cutesy art style and the eighties style morality messages. I need my spectacle with enough narrative that I feel that the event isn’t current and my narratives with enough spectacle for the same reason. I find people in distress that I can’t help anxiety making even if they are fictional.

Uh…ok.

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What the hell kind of a response is that?!

Here, Frink, let me show you how it’s done.

Subtitle all the genreists so it’s just one big misunderstanding.

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I’ve always liked this shot in Return of the Jedi. I don’t know why, but it’s a shot that people don’t talk about much.

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They’ll run her right into the ground like they did that angry feline.

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Tyrphanax said:

They’ll run her right into the ground like they did that angry feline.

Yeah, but the owners were able to able to copyright the cat, which kept it going with actual licensed merch. This custom figure has to be as far as this goes, right? RIGHT?

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Just wait for the read-a-long books and TV show.

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Presented for your consideration: a picture of Gillian Anderson re-enacting the movie Creature from the Black Lagoon, featured on the February 1997 cover of Rolling Stone.

Only… there may be more to this than meets the eye.

If you recall the 1974 rough draft of The Star Wars, sixteen-year-old Princess Leia Aquilae had red (well, auburn) hair:

The princess, her long auburn hair tied in braids, moves to the general and he bows before her.

GENERAL
May your studies do you honor.

Leia is somewhat embarrassed by the general’s formality and can only manage an awkward smile before returning to her parents at the speeder.

Same shade, more or less, as Gillian Anderson’s hair in the 1990s, seen above.

But that’s not all - in the 1974 draft, the character of “Han Solo” (really more of a Chewbacca sidekick figure) was "a huge, green skinned monster with no nose and large gills". This heroic alien with the familiar name was a “Ureallian”… who just happened to look like a long-lost cousin to the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

However, others of Han Solo’s species weren’t nearly as nice. Later in the script, when the heroes crash-land on the jungle world of Yavin, a band of nine Ureallian trappers capture (and by implication gang-rape) Leia:

Two of the trappers yell at one another in a friendly argument. One shirtless creature goes into a “crawler,” and the remaining eight laugh hysterically. Starkiller moves further out on the limb to get a better view. A couple of pieces of bark break loose, and float a hundred feet to the ground. The trappers fail to notice. Moments later, the shirtless trapper emerges from the crawler with Princess Leia held unconscious and half naked over his head.

So - if this photoshoot is any indication - maybe Gillian Anderson knows a lot more about Star Wars (and The Star Wars) than most people?

After all, her Tumblr account name is “Chewbacca’s Girlfriend”

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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How in the world do you come to that conclusion?

She showed up to a studio, they did her hair and makeup and gave her a dress with the intent to reenact a scene from a popular 1950s horror film, not make conspiratorial nod-and-wink to a very obscure, very early draft of a Star Wars script.

That’s like saying that because my hair is dark and Han Solo’s hair is dark that I’m making a Han Solo reference.

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I’ve considered it.

And I’ve rejected it.

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Tyrphanax said:

How in the world do you come to that conclusion?

She showed up to a studio, they did her hair and makeup and gave her a dress with the intent to reenact a scene from a popular 1950s horror film, not make conspiratorial nod-and-wink to a very obscure, very early draft of a Star Wars script.

That’s like saying that because my hair is dark and Han Solo’s hair is dark that I’m making a Han Solo reference.

I’m going to assume he was just being obliquely humourous.

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From March 1997 (one month after the Rolling Stone photoshoot above):

nudge nudge wink wink

And another cover from January 1997:

(“The princess’ uncle, ruler of Ophuchi, rewards the bureaucrats, who for the first time see the princess revealed as her true goddess-like self.”)

(“Turning and turning in the widening gyre / The falcon cannot hear the falconer…”)

(“Look, Your Worshipfulness, let’s get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.”)

Anyways: these magazine covers reminds me of the days when George Lucas wasn’t yet a laughing stock.

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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lol, “Lies women love to hear!”

I wonder what that article looks like.

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Welcome to the 90s.

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Are you implying such rag articles have become less inane since the '90s?

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I want 30 pervy sex tips. I want them here and I want them now! The nozzle has gone on mine.

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Bingowings said:

I want 30 pervy sex tips. I want them here and I want them now! The nozzle has gone on mine.

I looked but couldn’t find the articles. I did find a bunch of celebrity fan sites coded in HTML only from 1997.

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Tyrphanax said:

Bingowings said:

I want 30 pervy sex tips. I want them here and I want them now! The nozzle has gone on mine.

I looked but couldn’t find the articles. I did find a bunch of celebrity fan sites coded in HTML only from 1997.

Don’t worry, Bingo, I got your joke.

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=(

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Bingowings said:

The nozzle has gone on [my sex tip].

If I were Frinkles, I’d insert the stock vulgarism: “There’s a cream for that.”
But I’m not, so I’ll just leave it be…

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Darth Id said:

Bingowings said:

The nozzle has gone on [my sex tip].

If I were Frinkles, I’d insert the stock vulgarism: “There’s a cream for that.”
But I’m not, so I’ll just leave it be…

Except that I wouldn’t have and you did.