Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

I’m rating movies these days using an item, character or event featured in the film. I like to think it makes for a funner, more enjoyable review, but it might just be because my pills have stopped working.

“Santa Claus: The Movie” deserves 3 festive elves out of 5, “Wild Things” gets 4 Kevin Bacon todgers out of 5, and “Se7en” (somewhat confusingly) earns itself 5 sins out of 5.

It’s a winning method and I’m sticking with it.

The first sentence of your post made me think you meant something like:
“My rating of Santa Claus: The Movie is ‘Festive Elves’.” 😛

I’m glad you’re rating out of 5 instead of that.