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Last night I dreamt that Santa Claus was real, but his actions were deemed illegal by some council of old people who then destroyed his house (which wasn’t actually at the north pole). Also, Santa wasn’t actually Santa, he was really Dwane “The Rock” Johnson.
IF THIS ISNT ALREADY A MOVIE YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SCRIPT FOR IT
I LIKE YOU SO YOU CAN WRITE IT ON ME IF YOU WANT
I MIGHT BE OLD BUT IVE GOT IT WHERE IT COUNTS