That was what I originally thought. But when you admitted to trying to troll as subtly as possible while still asking many basic (but potentially honest) questions. Well, boy who cried wolf etc.
Your username probably doesn’t help the situation. Figured it was ironic early on (or you were very young), but after the trolling it just looked like any other sock account name that Wario kid would make. Like a novelty, themed, or alternate account.
Anyway, we obviously don’t worry about being serious all the time here and some of us tolerate/enjoy the occasional derailing. But I think most of us like to know what/who we’re dealing with.