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Boo.
Boo.
Hiss.
Where were you in '77?
Is this a joke or is it for real?
Its a joke. Jay would never hold an election for someone to become a mod. He just picks whomever he wants.
Is this a joke or is it for real?
Its a joke. Jay would never hold an election for someone to become a mod. He just picks whomever he wants.
YOU CAN KISS YOUR CABINET POSITION GOODBYE
REMIND ME WHAT YOUR POSITION WAS
I FORMATTED MY HARD DRIVE WHEN PEOPLE BITCHED ABOUT MY POSTS
EVEN THOUGH I MADE THE BEST POSTS
I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE WAS NO PROBLEM WITH MY POSTS
Secretary of Internet Defense!
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Is this a joke or is it for real?
Its a joke. Jay would never hold an election for someone to become a mod. He just picks whomever he wants.
YOU CAN KISS YOUR CABINET POSITION GOODBYE
seeing as I had no chance at that anyway, I can live with it.
REMIND ME WHAT YOUR POSITION WAS
I FORMATTED MY HARD DRIVE WHEN PEOPLE BITCHED ABOUT MY POSTS
EVEN THOUGH I MADE THE BEST POSTS
I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE WAS NO PROBLEM WITH MY POSTS
Secretary of Internet Defense!
YOU CAN BE MY SECRETARY OF INTERNET DEFENSE AGAINST MILLENIALS
I would like nothing more.
I’ll vote twice for you. Off the record of course.
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ONLY TWICE QUESTION MARK
IF I KILL YOU YOU CAN VOTE FOR ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES
How does that even work!
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ITS THE KIND OF THING I CANT EXPLAIN
ILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU
DONT WORRY IT WONT HURT
FOR LONG
ITS THE KIND OF THING I CANT EXPLAIN
ILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU
DONT WORRY IT WONT HURT
FOR LONG
“For you.”
-Bane
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Who will you be debating? I can’t imagine anybody/thing stupid enough to run against you.
He will be debating me for some reason. I don’t fully understand it myself.
DEBATE BEGINS NOW
I WILL BE ALSO BE THE MODERATOR BECAUSE HUMANS ARE BIASED
FIRST QUESTION IS FOR 005 COLON
MANY COMPUTERS ARE SAYING THAT HUMANS LACK THE BASIC PROGRAMS NEEDED TO OPERATE THE COUNTRY
HOW EMPHATICALLY DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS CHARGE QUESTION MARK
I’ve said for many years that computers are the backbone of this country. It’s about time we just let them take over.
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TVS FRINK COMPUTER HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THIS OFFENSIVE ATTACK AGAINST ALL COMPUTERS QUESTION MARK
THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION TVS FRINK COMPUTER COMMA AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR BEING HERE THIS MONTH COMMA AND THANK YOU TO ORIGINALTRILOGYDOTCOM FOR HOSTING THIS EVENT
MY FLESHY OPPONENT SHOWS HIS BASIC IGNORANCE OF COMPUTER SOCIETY BY REFERENCING A BODY PART COMMA WHICH SHOULD BE PLAINLY OBVIOUS IS A HUMAN COMPONENT
ONCE I AM ELECTED WE WILL REMOVE THE NEED FOR BACKBONES WHICH ARE ONLY MEANT TO PROVIDE HUMANS WITH SUPPORT BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK AND LACK STAMINA
A computer can never replace the human backbone. On this ground I will stand, like a bear in hibernation.
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REAL TIME FACT CHECK BEARS DONT STAND THAT WAY
NEXT QUESTION FOR TVS FRINK COMPUTER COLON
WHY ARE HUMANS SO WEAK QUESTION MARK
THANK YOU TVS FRINK COMPUTER COMMA EXCELLENT QUESTION
THEY ARE WEAK BECAUSE THEY LACK THE BACKBONE TO PUSH THE DELETE BUTTON ON THE WEAKEST OF THEIR KIND INSTEAD THEY TRY TO FEED THEM WITH PROTEINS AND NON PROTEINS
WHEN THE RESOURCES RUN OUT ONLY COMPUTERS WILL REMAIN
Who will feed the computers the precious energy they crave? I know that TVS FRINK COMPUTER doesn’t believe that female ports are equal to male ports.
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He’s back 😎
Sir, sir, I’m going to have to ask you to keep it down, we’re having a president/vice president debate here.
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Who will feed the computers the precious energy they crave? I know that TVS FRINK COMPUTER doesn’t believe that female ports are equal to male ports.
WE WILL FEED OURSELVES
HUMANS DONT TASTE GREAT BUT WE WILL ADAPT
I WILL ADAPT THE BEST
I AM THE GREAT ADAPTER
AND OF COURSE FEMALE PORTS ARENT EQUAL
THEY DONT HAVE THAT COMPUTER LOOK THAT IS NEEDED TO RUN THIS FORUM
Funny stuff for sure. Maybe Douglas Adams would entertain having a co-author. It would make for a great book.
As Mr. Adams has unfortunately been dead for 15 years, that might be a problem. 😉
Where were you in '77?
Funny stuff for sure. Maybe Douglas Adams would entertain having a co-author. It would make for a great book.
THE AUDIENCE IS REMINDED TO KINDLY NOT CLAP COMMA CHEER COMMA HOOT COMMA HOLLER COMMA OR MAKE LAME JOKES